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its depends on what class you are
If life gives you lemons, you...
Abjurer: cast Protection from Citrus.
Conjurer: summon a juicer.
Diviner: scry a lemonade recipe.
Enchanter: cast Dominate Lemon.
Evoker: blow them up.
Illusionist: lemon? What lemon?
Necromancer: kill them and then animate them as zombie lemons.
Transmuter: make hot chocolate.
Barbians: "juice" them
Rogue: stab them in the back and loot their corpses.
Paladins: detect evil, if evil smite the hell-lemons, if not evil tell them they are wrong and why you are better than they are.
Monk: contemplate their existance.
Cleric: offer a prayer to your god(s) for the bounty he/she/it/them has provided.
Fighter: I've never heard of the lemon weapon, is it twohanded? how do you use it?.
Bard: go cry in the corner because not only has life made you a bard, but now it gave you icky lemons too. Possibly kill yourself too.
Ranger: uh, make lemonade duh.
Munchkin: look up lemons in the rulebooks, figure out how to make lemons overpowered and use them. If your dm isn't crying or yelling yet try again.
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